Who should I cheer for?

• Cincinnati Bengals – No. Bizarre looking uniforms.
• Pittsburgh Steelers – Probably not. They have the same uniforms as Iowa, and I don’t like Iowa’s uniforms…
• Chicago Bears – Probably not. Despite hearing daily news updates on everything Bears… the orange uniforms are bizarre looking and the bear isn’t very cute.
• Detroit Lions – No. I don’t want to have to go to Detroit to watch a game for the team I choose, and lions aren’t blue in nature.
• Green Bay Packers – Sorry Andy, but probably not. I don’t really like the colors and don’t understand why cheese is a rallying point.
• Minnesota Vikings – No. Can’t find it in myself to cheer for a bunch of guys parading around the field in purple (unless there’s a musical at halftime, then count me in).
• Indianapolis Colts – TBD. I like the colors, horses, and cheering for underdogs, so a possibility, but part of me also wants to cheer for a team with a brightish future, being a Notre Dame fan is hard enough…
• Jacksonville Jaguars – No. Jaguars are cute, and their attempt at making one ferocious is laughably terrible.
• Carolina Panthers – No. I don’t like panthers, Jimmy Clausen, or Cam Newton.
• New Orleans Saints – TBD. I find myself wanting them to win, but don’t really like the colors.
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Probably not. I’m not a pirate person. Skulls don’t inspire me to cheer for a team.
• Miami Dolphins – No. Worst colors in NFL.
• New England Patriots – No. Everyone cheers for them and Tom Brady has oddly blue lips.
• Philadelphia Eagles – No. The eagle looks scary/weird and the colors are bland.
• Washington Redskins – No. “Redskins” is not my idea of a cute mascot and I don’t like the colors.
• Oakland Raiders – No. Colors are boring.
• Arizona Cardinals – TBD. Mascot reminds me of angry birds.

*Note: If a team isn’t listed here it’s not because I forgot. I am trying to form an opinion of every team, and am only about halfway through my list.