First of all the intro this week made me feel bad for Sean. He’s clearly actually looking for a wife, and, well, if The Bachelor’s past is any indicator it likely won’t work out in the long run. But he’s adorable so I’m hoping he ends up happy (not just in the short term)! In case you don’t know about the show’s relationship record: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachelor_(U.S._TV_series)

I’m pretty sure Sean never wears shirts. Unless he’s in the mountains, where he wears grandma sweaters. I can’t blame him though, if I had his abs I’d show them off as often as possible too!

Also is Sean always sunburnt? It seems like it.

The memorable contestants of the night:
Ashley P- “I have no idea why I’m still single” Maybe it’s the awkward color of lip gloss or her obsession with Christian Grey, or that you say things on camera like “I totally hope Sean rips my clothes off and spanks me” on national TV? “Fifty shades of Grey may have become fifty shades of drunk tonight” – Sean speaks the truth about Ashley P.

Lesley – “I don’t like the nerds and I don’t like the politicians” then why did you move to DC?

Kristy – “I love being in the spotlight” “Girls will be jealous of me” – she seems like a plant for drama. “Did you invite these other girls, because I didn’t.”

AshLee – Professional organizer. Seems a little OCD. “Everything in my life is organized except my love life.”  Also she is running in pink pants in her intro, so I somehow doubt she runs on a frequent basis.

Catherine – She seemed REALLY nervous. Shaking from side to side nervous. “It was literally like an animal attack on the eyeballs” was a great line though.

Lindsay – Wedding dress on night one? Kiss on night one? Presumptuous. “I’ve got balls” “Well I hope not” was the best initial conversation. “I wish I was more sober” – I don’t, she added entertainment to night one!

Kacie B – She was my favorite on Ben’s season!!!! I want her and Sean to love each other SOOOOO much!!!! Her quote about Ashley – “She just needs a lot of water. Water people.” was my favorite.

Best Sean Quotes:
“I also brought a rape whistle in case I’m in trouble” – I think Sean needed that for Ashley.

“I can’t use ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ because it’s obviously going to be them” – Favorite Quote of the night award!

Closing thought: Whoever decided to put a mic in the limo is a genius.